Kevin Smith

borntokickass @ 2008-03-05T00:38:00

2008-03-05T08:43:06Z

...shit. I hate being ditched. Guess I should have expected it since I wasn't around much or whatever the fuck.

Akaya can I stay with you. For a ~~few days~~ little while.

Fucking excuse me if I don't bother with fucking introductions right now. Shit just keeps getting worse.

I hate being emo. The hell.

borntokickass @ 2008-02-16T14:00:00

2008-02-16T22:06:30Z

Pissing people off is fun.

From now on ↑ = Kevin.

Don't even ask me about this war thing. I don't fucking know. I didn't really know that Matt guy except when he was TMI-ing about threesomes. But uh. Yeah just. I don't know.

...yeah so. Anyway.

→ bitchwhine killed Goofy for me.

borntokickass @ 2008-02-02T05:25:00

2008-02-02T13:31:51Z

...okay what the fuck. Do you assholes know how long it took to erase the phrase "tennis boys" from people's minds. Nevermind the blond shit now I have to deal with this stupid crap again. Way to fuck things up by coming back.

Tennis is awesome but. The hell. Why does it draw so many retarded people to it.

Fuck I'm going to go set something on fire. Maybe ants.

God I'm so pissed off.

borntokickass @ 2008-01-26T11:51:00

2008-01-26T19:55:09Z

Happy belated birthday Gaara.

This shit is coming out in the next two days. I have a practice game and I'm not fucking showing up like this.

But. Yeah. Anyway. I hope you like it. Or whatever.

Akaya helped. So if it's crooked blame him.

borntokickass @ 2008-01-01T01:03:00

2008-01-01T09:10:26Z

Happy fucking new year and shit.

Envy what the hell kind of name is Walnut. It's a fucking cat. You're not supposed to name it after food. Knowing you you'll probably just want to eat it after long enough.

Gaara ice-skating is kind of one of the funniest things ever. Video really does capture shit better.

I get to see Akaya today. ~~Which I totally wasn't looking forward to all week or anything lame like that.~~ Hey we haven't had a game in a while. So. Let's uh. Have one. I feel like kicking your ass. ♥

borntokickass @ 2007-12-26T13:00:00

2007-12-26T21:12:39Z

It's weird not spending Christmas with Akaya. But. It was still kind of fun being at Envy's. I really got some of the best shit ever. Sunglasses and a flamethrower. Actually two flamethrowers but one is for Akaya.

Gaara I hope you liked your Naruto Fan™ set. I don't think the chapstick actually tastes like Naruto but it has his picture on it so I figured that was close enough. Envy if you kill that cat or name it Kevin I'm taking it back. Akaya I got you something but uh. I'll give it to you when I see you okay.

So yeah this castle thing is pretty neat and seeing people is okay I guess. I don't trust that Axel guy though. No one's hips should wiggle that much when they walk. I keep thinking he's about to fall over. You know like those old people in those commercials.

Gaara can we go ice skating.

borntokickass @ 2007-12-24T12:46:00

2007-12-24T20:53:14Z

Fuck I hate Christmas shopping. But at least it's fucking done now.

I competed in a small tennis tournament last weekend and it was okay. And I'm trying to get my tutor fired but he's being annoying.

Anyway. I'm feeling. What's that shit called. The Christmas spirit. Or whatever. So if you want one or two lines about someone being set on fire, just comment with their name and I'll write you something. If no one comments I'll just find someone to set on fire myself. Except I got in trouble for that last time so I'm trying not to have the police come back again.

It's not like I'm a delinquent or something.

borntokickass @ 2007-12-18T23:39:00

2007-12-19T07:51:29Z

You know what's really funny. Watching someone who pissed you the fuck off get pissed off in return.

What. I like laughing at annoying people. They're annoying anyway so they deserve it.

Oh. I found something from a while ago.

Is that what they call love at first sight.

borntokickass @ 2007-12-15T15:15:00

2007-12-15T23:22:30Z

My host parents decided it would be a good idea to sell my computer on ebay without telling me. So I had to go track it down. I finally found it and uh. Anyway it was a weird experience. My dad's also been an asshole about getting me to move back to American but. I'm not going back so. He's retarded.

I found something that confused me.

Does anyone else think of convicts who have to clean the sides of freeways when they see this picture. And why the fuck does that Chouji guy look like someone tried to vacuum his face off but only sort of succeeded.

And why does everyone's heads look disproportional to their bodies. Art is weird.

borntokickass @ 2007-11-13T12:14:00

2007-11-13T20:25:10Z

I have a new tutor. That fucker likes to give a lot of homework so I've been busy with that and a little bit of tennis. Stupid project is due on Thursday. Fuck I hate science.

Anyway Thanksgiving is coming up and I guess my host parents found out or something. So they're buying a turkey only for some reason I'm the one who has to cook it. I've been looking up recipes but. The hell. I really don't want to stick my hand in some bird's ass. Maybe I'll make Akaya do it since he wants to ~~laugh at me~~ help so damn much. Apparently we already have a fire extinguisher so we should be fine.

Well I'll be fine. Akaya might get extinguished by uh. ...accident.

I have a game against Kamio on Friday and then. I don't know. I miss Konoha but Gaara and his beaver-eating boyfriend are in Canada so. It might be a good time to train instead.

Son of a bitch my System of the Down CD stopped working. This sucks.

borntokickass @ 2007-10-13T18:29:00

2007-10-14T01:35:11Z

...well fuck.

My host parents got this new router so we could have wireless right. Except it's not fucking working and I keep getting kicked off.

Stupid fucking internet. What the hell.

borntokickass @ 2007-10-07T15:40:00

2007-10-07T22:52:16Z

Akaya I'll do your dare in a different post.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

View Poll: 500 ways for Tezuka to die

OOC: The poll has been deleted ICly. Just the poll!

borntokickass @ 2007-10-03T12:35:00

2007-10-03T19:45:39Z

Shishido's party was okay. I forgot to get him a present. I'll probably send something later.

Karaoke on Monday was fun. Akaya can't sing worth shit but it was funny to see him try. ~~I might have taken a short clip of it on my cell phone.~~ ♥

I'm playing Kachiro tomorrow. He still sucks kind of but he's better than Horio. Maybe that's not saying much though.

Gaara sorry I had to leave kind of early on Saturday. That sucked. But uh. If you're okay with it, I was thinking of asking for three days off or something at the end of the month.

I think I'm missing a shirt randomly. Maybe my host mom gave it away or something. Even though she swears she didn't. It was one of my favourites too. Oh well.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-27T12:30:00

2007-09-27T19:55:12Z

I am having the best fucking week ever. Oh Gaara I made those strawberry muffin things. Do you think. I mean are you and Naruto free this weekend or are you busy. Cause if you are I'll just give these to Akaya and make more next time I see you. (Stale muffins are gross, that's all.)

I had a game against Akaya on Tuesday. He lost but. It was a really fun match. Dinner was good too. And just. Yeah. ♥

I can't believe some retard cheated just so I could tie with Envy to get Meanest LJer. That shit is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Anyway we had ice cream to celebrate making people cry. He's kind of. Well short. And he kept kicking me. But it was okay actually. Overall.

...I found something today.

...we are so going to a Karaoke bar.

You really do look like this when you're on a sugar high though.

So I put an IP tracker on my journal for fun and one of you is a fucking stalker. I know who it is too because your dumbass commented to me recently. It's off now because...ew. Learn not to be creepy okay.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-24T01:02:00

2007-09-24T08:11:16Z

Sanada I have to cancel. ...I. Sorry.

Kirihara we're on for Tuesday. Still not getting you a fucking present.

Gaara. Uh. Did you like those lemonade things or were you just pretending. You really didn't need to keep that thing I won. Or whatever.

Naruto you have some fucking disgusting taste in ice cream. No seriously.

Envy stop TMIing at me. I have half your fic written just in case. I won't even talk about how disturbing it is.

...christ I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. But. I like it. I'm probably retarded but I sort of don't care right now.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-21T15:53:00

2007-09-21T23:16:34Z

I got bored.

1. I don't know how the hell to talk to you anymore. Everything I say seems like it just. Messes things up.

2. You're the best person I've ever met. I mean that. Ever. You better know that by now or. Well, just know it.

3. You're being used and it is fucking pissing me off to no end.

4. I think you're pretty fucking weird but the few times we've hung out have been fun so. I guess you're okay. Sort of.

5. ...so I'm an only child but. Getting to know you makes me wish I had an older brother. Since I don't I guess. I mean. You're sort of one. To me. In a way. ...yeah.

6. I wish you would shut up. No seriously. Every comment makes me want to try to stab you with my racket. In the eye. Just stop talking.

7. Actually same for you. Except you'd keep asking me "Kevin, what the hell are you doing, ouchie, please stop, I thought we were friends, why are you setting me on fire again, blah blah blah."

8. I still hate you, but I respect you a helluva lot. I'm starting to hate pissing you off when I don't fucking mean to.

9. ...you're. I. Can't tell if you're interested but. I really. Sort of am. A lot. Uh.

10. I don't even fucking know what to think about you anymore. I wish I'd met you now instead of before. Because. Well whatever. I think you're fucking retarded a lot of the time but. I guess. We could have been friends or something. And now. Probably not. Because I can't fucking. Anyway. I hate thinking about you. And I fucking hate the way it makes me feel.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-17T07:54:00

2007-09-17T15:00:10Z

Sanada has weird taste in food.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-16T12:19:00

2007-09-16T19:28:58Z

KIRIHARA AND TEZUKA MADE OUT AT ORIHIME'S PARTY.

I bet they both get herpes. That's probably what Kirihara was sick with in the first place. And Tezuka can pretty much be summed up in one word: Ew.

Besides that the party was okay. If you ever want to not be bored, take Naruto with you somewhere. Oh and Gaara, I hope you uh. Like the glasses. ...or. Yeah. Next weekend will be awesome.

So I'm back. Kamio do you still want that game.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-14T04:13:00

2007-09-14T11:21:06Z

...christ.

You have not fucking seen anything until you've watched someone destroy huge mounds of rock just by waving their fingers or whatever. Holy shit.

Why is Konoha so much cooler than Japan. Well anyway. Naruto's been teaching me more stuff. Watch out Saeki.

Coming back tomorrow. I heard someone was having a party or something. I don't fucking know.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-11T10:11:00

2007-09-11T17:17:47Z

...uh.

Gaara and I played tennis today. He sort of. Might have. Uh. Well. Destroyed one of the street courts. ...uh. ~~I probably should have let him win.~~ Sorry.

Anyway I'm heading back to Konoha to visit for a few days. Naruto if you don't fucking stop asking me everything in questions I will set all your food on fire I swear to god.

...and one of you needs to give me back my sunglasses eventually ~~qlknlkfdspop~~.

Fuji hope you got my text about canceling yesterday.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-07T13:18:00

2007-09-07T20:21:45Z

...what the hell?

Who ever did this, I'm going to kill you? A lot?

Fuck fuck fuck?

Kachiro you were okay yesterday? Sorry for kicking your ass, sort of?

borntokickass @ 2007-09-05T20:41:00

2007-09-06T03:55:54Z

This is for Saeki.

SHITFUCKASSHOLEMOTHERFUCKINGBARBARASTREISAND

LOOK WHO'S FUCKING SWEARING IN BIG FONT. OH RIGHT, THAT'S ME.

Haha. I won.

Hey Gaara when are we playing. I mean when do you have time. I thought maybe Friday. Bring Naruto.

Oh and Kamio. ...thanks. Today was awesome. Sorry I forgot to bring ketchup.

borntokickass @ 2007-09-03T15:31:00

2007-09-03T22:35:59Z

Stairs are probably the funniest fucking thing ever today.

Niou and that other guy - when are we having our game. And Saeki I know you're busy eating brownies but I'd like to get one more practice in before we play okay.

Quit it with the fucking anon memes already. Christ.

borntokickass @ 2007-08-31T18:30:00

2007-09-01T01:52:37Z

Holy fucking shit.

Today started out like crap. People should really learn when to shut the fuck up about stuff, but anyway.

I had a game with Kamio and that was okay (I won). But then we went to a concert for Dashboard Confessional, which is his favourite band I guess. I don't really like that emo shit usually but this song was pretty awesome. Fuck I'm glad I got to go. I needed it.

I'm finally starting to get the whole "bros before hos" thing. I haven't done nearly as much fun shit as I have in the past three weeks since. Anyway. I am so going back to Konoha again when Gaara and Naruto get back. ....fuck I haven't been practicing though.

~~Uh. So. Thanks to everyone who's been making life. You know. Not suck. It's. Yeah.~~

Saeki when you do want to practice for our doubles match against that Niou guy and whats-his-face. Oh and when do you actually want to have the match. I thought Thursday might be good.

...Rukia your present finally arrived. I. Right.

Goddamn I'm wordy today. Fuck, sorry.

borntokickass @ 2007-08-26T19:05:00

2007-08-27T02:27:50Z

Happy birthday, Kamio.

My host parents killed my cell phone. I guess I'm getting a new one tomorrow.

Fuck I've missed tennis.