...shit. I hate being ditched. Guess I should have expected it since I wasn't around much or whatever the fuck.

Akaya can I stay with you. For a few days little while.

Fucking excuse me if I don't bother with fucking introductions right now. Shit just keeps getting worse.

I hate being emo. The hell.

Pissing people off is fun.

From now on ↑ = Kevin.

Don't even ask me about this war thing. I don't fucking know. I didn't really know that Matt guy except when he was TMI-ing about threesomes. But uh. Yeah just. I don't know.

( This shit gave me nightmares. )

...yeah so. Anyway.

→ bitchwhine killed Goofy for me.

...okay what the fuck. Do you assholes know how long it took to erase the phrase "tennis boys" from people's minds. Nevermind the blond shit now I have to deal with this stupid crap again. Way to fuck things up by coming back.

Tennis is awesome but. The hell. Why does it draw so many retarded people to it.

Fuck I'm going to go set something on fire. Maybe ants.

God I'm so pissed off.

Happy belated birthday Gaara.

This shit is coming out in the next two days. I have a practice game and I'm not fucking showing up like this.

But. Yeah. Anyway. I hope you like it. Or whatever.

Akaya helped. So if it's crooked blame him.

Happy fucking new year and shit.

Envy what the hell kind of name is Walnut. It's a fucking cat. You're not supposed to name it after food. Knowing you you'll probably just want to eat it after long enough.

Gaara ice-skating is kind of one of the funniest things ever. Video really does capture shit better.

I get to see Akaya today. Which I totally wasn't looking forward to all week or anything lame like that. Hey we haven't had a game in a while. So. Let's uh. Have one. I feel like kicking your ass. ♥

It's weird not spending Christmas with Akaya. But. It was still kind of fun being at Envy's. I really got some of the best shit ever. Sunglasses and a flamethrower. Actually two flamethrowers but one is for Akaya.

Gaara I hope you liked your Naruto Fan™ set. I don't think the chapstick actually tastes like Naruto but it has his picture on it so I figured that was close enough. Envy if you kill that cat or name it Kevin I'm taking it back. Akaya I got you something but uh. I'll give it to you when I see you okay.

So yeah this castle thing is pretty neat and seeing people is okay I guess. I don't trust that Axel guy though. No one's hips should wiggle that much when they walk. I keep thinking he's about to fall over. You know like those old people in those commercials.

Gaara can we go ice skating.

Fuck I hate Christmas shopping. But at least it's fucking done now.

I competed in a small tennis tournament last weekend and it was okay. And I'm trying to get my tutor fired but he's being annoying.

Anyway. I'm feeling. What's that shit called. The Christmas spirit. Or whatever. So if you want one or two lines about someone being set on fire, just comment with their name and I'll write you something. If no one comments I'll just find someone to set on fire myself. Except I got in trouble for that last time so I'm trying not to have the police come back again.

It's not like I'm a delinquent or something.

You know what's really funny. Watching someone who pissed you the fuck off get pissed off in return.

What. I like laughing at annoying people. They're annoying anyway so they deserve it.

Oh. I found something from a while ago.

( Watch me kick Akaya's ass. )

Is that what they call love at first sight.

My host parents decided it would be a good idea to sell my computer on ebay without telling me. So I had to go track it down. I finally found it and uh. Anyway it was a weird experience. My dad's also been an asshole about getting me to move back to American but. I'm not going back so. He's retarded.

I found something that confused me.

( ... )

I have a new tutor. That fucker likes to give a lot of homework so I've been busy with that and a little bit of tennis. Stupid project is due on Thursday. Fuck I hate science.

Anyway Thanksgiving is coming up and I guess my host parents found out or something. So they're buying a turkey only for some reason I'm the one who has to cook it. I've been looking up recipes but. The hell. I really don't want to stick my hand in some bird's ass. Maybe I'll make Akaya do it since he wants to laugh at me help so damn much. Apparently we already have a fire extinguisher so we should be fine.

Well I'll be fine. Akaya might get extinguished by uh. ...accident.

I have a game against Kamio on Friday and then. I don't know. I miss Konoha but Gaara and his beaver-eating boyfriend are in Canada so. It might be a good time to train instead.

Son of a bitch my System of the Down CD stopped working. This sucks.